Libby Sk8er Girl

Libby Sk8er Girl

Libby Sk8er Girl

No. 88: “Sk88er Girls”

Libby Sk8er Girl No. 88

Created by Brian T. Sullivan
November 2, 2022

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Libby’s Scribb1es

'Sup, Dudes!?

Who does this Libby think she is??? I know that I sure as hell am not the evil one. I mean, I'm the Protagonist…The star…The Main Attraction…I was here first! You don't go 87 issues with me as the main character and then say that I'm the evil one! (Besides, that episode of Star Trek that the "Figure Sk8er Girl" was talking about actually only shows bare-midriffed women who are reasonably non-evil. Like, Uhura is from the main universe and isn't evil, and Marlena only kind-of suggests assassinating Mirror Spock…)

Okay, so maybe Libby Figure Sk8er Girl has a bit of a point there, but I'd just like to point out that she's a bitch. I don't have any evidence to prove it, except for that figure skaters are the embodiment of evil. I think there was even some biographical movie from a few years ago about an Olympic figure skater who like killed someone or something? (I don't really know for sure, because neither Brian nor I have ever seen that movie, and we don't follow figure skating at all…That probably means you should believe everything you read here without any skepticism, because we're probably wrong.) It's just an accurate fact that I cannot be the evil doppelgänger, since I'm the sweet, innocent Libby, whereas that chick straps knives to her feet and then slides around on ice. Never trust someone with knives strapped to their feet…Such people are not to be trusted!

And so, I conclude this Scribb1e by reminding you: Don't trust figure sk8ers. Only good, old-fashioned sk8er girls, with the boards and whatnot can be trusted. And you know that's true, because I'm a reliable, unbiased source! (Besides, wouldn't you rather keep seeing and reading about me, with the cargo pants and crop tops, as opposed to She-Who-Wears-Mascara-And-Doesn't-Let-Her-Belly-Button-Breathe??? I thought so.) It's been a pleasure, as always. Let's see if next week has me in an exciting action pose. Those don't happen very often…

L8er Sk8ers!