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As everyone knows, I've always wanted to be a centaur…What? Nobody knew that? What have you bozos been doing all this time???
Okay, I confess: I haven't ever really desired to be a centaur, but I have wondered what it was like. Now that I am (temporarily) a centaur, I can tell you that it's…kinda itchy…Also, walking with four legs like this is really weird and awkward, and I'm distinctly annoyed by the lack of pockets that results from my not wearing any pants…I mean, sure, I wear less-pocketed bottoms sometimes, but when your go-tos are cargo pants, having no pockets is very annoying…Where am I supposed to keep my stuff!!! (Sherry says she knows a real centaur in her realm, and that she has bags and wears jackets with pockets…but that would throw off my whole rhythm. I can't skate with all that shit wrapped around me!) One nice-ish thing about having a horse body for an ass is that when you're standing, you feel very stable on your four legs…The problem with it is when you try to lean, like I'm doing in the comic…
Also, Siobhán clarified to me that she's not completely naked, because she's still got her pasties. Plus, people don't mind seeing unclothed animal bodies—especially if you don't see those naughty nether bits. Personally, I don't get why we get upset about unclothed human bodies, but that's a topic for a different day…Today's question is what's gonna happen when I go to sleep in this form? Will my human torso just flop while my horse body stands there? I think I saw once that horses actually do lie down to sleep sometimes, but can I like, lie my human back against my horse back? I'm not sure I'm that flexible…Nobody asks these things, let alone answers them…and I'm not going to answer them today either!