Libby’s Scribb1es

'Sup, Dudes!?

As you know, I am a master when it comes to words and things. My vocabulary is as expansive as it is sophisticated. Still, sometimes you need to invent a new word by smashing two together. For whatever reason, this is called a "portmanteau." Thus, when Anna steals your French fries, rather than calling her a "slut" or a "cunt," you can just call her a "slunt!" And, I think it maybe technically makes it less offensive, like how "heck" looks like it's a portmanteau of "hell" and "fuck." (I don't think it really is, though…)

And, as always, I think this is an insult that can and should be applied to anyone who steals your French fries. People who do that are such slunts that it's honestly insulting that they ever get away with it. I mean, it isn't my fault that Anna was stupid and only ordered a burger. I knew enough to get fries with my chicken nuggets. If Anna really wanted fries, she could have ordered her own. Instead, she's a slunty thief who takes from others for no reason whatsoever.

I mean…If she had wanted just one or two fries, she could've asked, and I probably would've given them to her. (I wouldn't have given the long, soggy ones, though, because those are the best.) Anna's just a slunt, and there's no way around it. Oh well!