Libby’s Scribb1es

'Sup, Dudes!?

Siobhán and I got haircuts! We asked Anna if she wanted to, and she glared at us. Then, we asked Dakota (who still needs to show up more often) and she showed us how we can see our reflections on her head. Thus, we just went the two of us.

Now, I'm sure that you have some questions regarding our new 'dos, and I'm happy to try answering them now!

1. Why did you guys get haircuts? Why not?
2. Is this a permanent change? Hair grows.
3. Yeah, but will everything be back to normal in the next episode? We'll see.
4. What are the benefits of short hair? It's not as hot, and it doesn't get in my mouth.
5. What are the drawbacks? It's harder to convey direction of motion in a static image (which is important in comics).
6. Will you go out with me? Sorry, but I'm in a committed relationship with my skateboard, and I only have time on the side to lust after Séamus the Shameles and Guy Hunkmann.
7. Can I have your baby? I don't have the necessary equipment to knock someone up…
8. No, I mean that I want to lay claim to your firstborn child, if or when you ever have one… Eww. No. Why would I go through the fucked up process of being pregnant just to give the end result away to some imaginary asshole?
9. B-b-but…Aren't you afraid of the curse? Man…I curse so fucking much that I'm immune…dickhead.
10. What about your friends and family? I volunteer Billie as tribute!

There! I think that clears up all of the questions anyone could possibly have. If, by some accident of the universe, you have more questions, I recommend you consult your belly button. Gazing into that has all of the ambiguity and uselessness of gazing into a crystal ball, but it comes included in the Starter Pack of Life as a Human™. Plus, you never know what other treasures you might find! (Just remember to clean it!!!!!)

Anyway, I'm feeling a little light headed…I wonder if that's because I don't have as much hair on my head…Or, maybe it was actually kind-of uncomfortable answering some of your questions…Either way, I'm gonna go…