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Libby Sk8er Girl to shows up every Wednesday. You can keep up by checking back here, or by following @bthingsart and/or @starryknightstudios on Instagram!
'Sup, Dudes!?
See? See??? Billie is a BITCH!!!
A decent human being would see her sister eat concrete and break her board and rush over to help—"Do you need anything? I'll go get some Neosporin!"—but Billie? Nope! She just comes over to gloat about something completely unrelated that isn't even worth gloating about!
What. An. Asshole.
Unrelated to any of that: Now I'm thinking about Neosporin, and how you need to be careful that you don't confuse it for a Neo-Sporran, which is a fancy, high-tech version of those little fanny packs you're supposed to wear with a kilt. (In Scotland, though, you wouldn't call them "fanny packs," because I'm pretty sure they use "fanny" to refer to a different part of the downstairs human anatomy…Y'know, the part that has another word that I'm inclined to use to describe my turd of a sister, but I'm too classy to say it right now…) Anyway, I'm not sure where I was going with that. My knee hurts, and I need Brian to draw me a new skateboard.
If you want a new skateboard, remember that you can buy one with my glorious visage upon it! Just go to the Starry Knight Threadless store (a.k.a. Ye Olde Starry Knight Shoppe), and click "Add to Cart." (Then, you need to actually place the order…otherwise it'll just sit there unpurchased…) You can definitely do this. You have the skills (and dough) to buy it. I believe in you!!!