(Be sure to write “OKAY TO REPRODUCE” and include a name if you want a chance for your letter to be included in a future letters column!)
Libby Sk8er Girl to shows up every Wednesday. You can keep up by checking back here, or by following @bthingsart and/or @starryknightstudios on Instagram!
'Sup, Dudes!?
Fuckin' Billie…Who does she think she is? Just barging into someone else's space without asking and then doing stuff? Who would do such a thing?
I would certainly never do something like that as recently as last week…I'm perfect and always morally righteous. I'm better than everybody. Thus, I can pass judgments on every single little, petty thing they do…Right? That's how it works, right? Or, do I need to be more insecure about myself first?
Regardless, Billie sucks, and I'm just happy that one of my friends finally agrees with me on some level! Even if it is Colonel Bombshell, at least somebody else knows that Billie the Sk8er Girl is a demonic intruder upon the spacetime continuum, specially designed to ruin my life! (Studies suggest that this is what all younger siblings are[citation needed], but Billie is the worst of them.)
Also, "continuum" is a cool word…Why isn't "vacuum" pronounced the same way? Continuum is pronounced like "cunt-in-you-um." (In case you forgot, this is not a comic for kids…even if I don't quite know what that would even be!) Vacuum, meanwhile, is pronounced like "vac-yooom"…It's weird.
Does anybody know why this pronunciation difference exists? Normally, I'd ask Brian to look it up for me, since he's a nerd for languages and etymologies, but he's the jackass who decided I should have a little sister in the first place, so I'm going to deny him the joys of learning. Don't deny yourself the joys of learning, though! If you figure out the answer, send it in. (Please, DO NOT send anything in if you think you have an explanation for what "cunt in you um" means!) If you want to send something not-disgusting, please do so at Sk8erLibby@gmail.com. Remember to write "OKAY TO REPRODUCE" somewhere, so that Brian and I know that you're cool with us sharing your letter online and in the book collections.
Until next time, when something will surely happen that won't be as exciting as the 200th episode the week after that…Don't be ugly on the inside, even if you're beautiful on the outside!