Libby’s Scribb1es

'Sup, Dudes!?

Billie sucks. Why does she have to call me Elizabeth? Why does she have to interact with my friends? Why does she have to be so cute and likable and all that shit?

Seriously, though, she first appeared in Episode 180, and as a result, she ruined my one chance to be in some kind of comic about turning 180° or something. Why does this have to happen to me? Why do I have to have a sister? It was all so great when nobody knew about it…and nobody knew my name was Elizabeth, either! (How would Billie like it if I called her "Wilhelmina" all the time, huh?)

It's all so stupid, and it's all Brian's fault for having this idea, like, a month ago. To punish him, you should go buy merch of the new Sherry de Hex design that Brian put together on Ye Olde Starry Knight Shoppe the other day. Sherry's cool. She's great. She knows the trials and tribulations of being an older sister, like I do. And like her, I have a baby sister who's a total BITCH!!! (I'm not letting you change it to a [W] this time, Brian!)

Of course, Sherry doesn't think her sister is a bitch, but I do! I have a rivalry with Brandy. I probably have some kind of anti-social issues or something, but I don't, because I have so many cool friends! Plus, I'm willing to wear short sleeves, unlike certain other Sk8er Girls who insist on using articles and have superficially punctured abdomens.

Clearly, I am an extremely 3-dimensional character (maybe even 4-dimensional). Even though I am naught but lines on a plane, I possess depth and nuance. I have wants and needs…I guarantee that I smell fantastic. PLUS, I'm a great skater!

Billie, on the other hand, should have bandages or something drawn on her knees, because she stinks at smelling and at skateboarding. I guarantee it.

Anyway, give us money. It'll make you feel good to support a creator who has such cool, well-adjusted, completely kind and decent characters, like me! (Penny Silvergold told me to say this.)