(Be sure to write “OKAY TO REPRODUCE” and include a name if you want a chance for your letter to be included in a future letters column!)
Don't tell me if you know what this idea of mine is called! I came up with it, so that means I get to name it. I don't care if some dudebro in a bedsheet came up with it 3,000 years ago. I don't care if some asshat who reeked of cigarettes and European hygiene articulated it in the 1950s. I, Libby Sk8er Girl, have stumbled upon a brilliant notion, and in my honor, I shall call it "Knavel Knowledge," because I came up with it by navel-gazing, and you can always see my belly button to boot! Plus, it could get a bunch of snooty snoots to say "navel" (because the k is silent), and that makes me giggle!
Anyway, that's all I've got right now. Don't be a snooty snoot! If you find yourself suffering from Snootitis, just follow this link, and then follow all the steps necessary to legally acquire what you find at that link. Acquiring that thing will help cure you of Snootitis (which is a severe disease, known to be fatal to one's social life) AND it will cure me of having a creator with no money. It's as easy as that! (And yes, it will cost you money, but healthcare isn't free, even if you live in a country where it's paid for by the government.)