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Before you say anything: Yes, the discrepancy between the title and the dialogue is intentional. Don't go @ing anybody, because none of us deserve it! (Just pretend it's like how the movie is called Beetlejuice, but the character in the movie is Betelgeuse…Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse…)
In other news, this is Week…Five? of our piratic journey in search of the Two Piece [swimsuit], and I've got a really good feeling that we're going to find it soon! I mean, it's gotta be better than Brian's search for the next volume he needed of One Piece, which ultimately entailed driving to a whole 'nother fucking state, because its Barnes & Noble was the only one in a 100 mile radius that had the volume in stock! (Amazon hasn't even had it in stock for the past month.)
Speaking of Amazon and books, it looks like the hardcover edition of Brandy de Hex Volume 1 is discounted on Amazon right now? Apparently, Amazon does this sometimes, but it doesn't cut into the royalty payment that Brian gets for it, so if you're in the market for witch comics, I guess I'm telling you that you should consider buying it…You might also want to be on the lookout for a new book in the next few weeks, which might have a bit more…polar feel to it. (Damn, don't I deserve a book any time soon???)
Enough with the shilling! Brian wants me to share that drawing crossed legs and skirts are hard enough on their own, but together, it's utter madness. Apparently, this is in reference to Siobhán's outfit, but I mean, he only has to draw 50% of a normal outfit for Siobhán, so I don't get why he's complaining. Complaining should be reserved for legitimate problems…like the way there's that one spot on your back that you can't reach with your arms, yet it's somehow always the spot that gets super-duper itchy for no reason. That's what complaining is for. What Brian's doing is just…weird…I don't know…I think it's weird…AND I'M A FICTIONAL CHARACTER THAT BRIAN WRITES AND DRAWS!!!
Anyway, that's enough for this round. Tune in next week for "Avast! Encounter with Margaret the Marauder!"—Same Sk8 Time, Same Sk8 Channel!