(Be sure to write “OKAY TO REPRODUCE” and include a name if you want a chance for your letter to be included in a future letters column!)
Now, if only my head weren't shaped like a giant lima bean…
I shouldn't complain, though. At least I'm animate…Chase and Siobhán have it way worse. (But we'll all have it bad when Sherry's stupid sister shows up…That [w]itch.)
Anyway, writing is extremely difficult with suction cups on the ends of your fingers, and Brian's modifying what I write anyway, because he doesn't like me calling his precious Brandy de Hex a bitch, even though I'm 100% correct in observing that's exactly what she is. So, I'll just talk to you next week, when I'll hopefully have only two legs, a smaller head, hair, ten fingers, and a chest to speak of. Until then, do lots of sk8ing for me, since I can't with all these tentacles! (Am I a pentapus, since I appear to have five tentacles, or do my arms count too? What about the eyeball antenna? All I know is that I guess it's good taht I happened to be wearing a skirt in last week's comic, because cargo pants would be…difficult to wear with this leg situation.)
Until next time…
P.S. Where the Flaming Turkey Duck have Guy Hunkmann and Penny Silvergold been? It seems like I haven't seen either of them in months!