You'd think that on a week off from school Brian would feel motivated to give me a carefully crafted and excellently executed comic to appear in. Instead, he chooses this week to be lazy and just scratch out a stiffly drawn rendering of me DIRECTLY IN PEN, so that the only way to fix a problem would be white-out or digital doctoring once I'm scanned into Photoshop. Like…What the hell, Man? I guess that just goes to show what happens when time off just means spending more time with bRaNdY. [Please, strangle me with a shoelace.]
But I'm gonna have the last laugh there, cuz guess what: I am now tied with Brandy de Hex: Certified Sorceress for number of issues/episodes/whatever! Sure, she has over twice as many pages as I do (and even more panels), but today we both have 39 issues to our titular names. [And guess what else…One of us has a comic that comes out every week and the other one doesn't!] Some would say this is cause for a truce, but I disagree! I'm way cooler and can skateboard. Ms. de Hex is nothing more than a two-bit spell-spewing skank. (If you've read this week's Brandy de Hex, like I had to, you'd know I'm right.)
Unfortunately, the truth is that I actually probably get more attention than Brandy does. On a week-to-week basis, I am always addressed to some degree, whereas Brian has gone whole weeks sometimes without working on Brandy de Hex stuff. It's kind of sad, actually…So many adventures for the witch to go on, but she doesn't, because Brian can't devote all of his efforts towards making comics and shit. Such sad stuff…Oh well!
I think I've said enough this week. Please feel free to check out Ye Olde Starry Knight Shoppe on Threadless, where there now are new shirt designs! As of writing this, there are only new designs for bRaNdY (🤢) and Polarnoids (💙), but you never know! Maybe I'll weasel my way onto a few more sheets of cotton fibers sometime soon! (Maybe even by the time you read this!) You'll just have to go look to find out!